Some blasts from the past for all you fans out there. Yes, both of you. Maybe you are curious to know what I had to say in the good old days. Or maybe I am on vacation, and you need your daily dose of sarcasm. At any rate, take a look around, and enjoy these oldies but goodies!
To my readers: Please note that the archives are now missing many articles. The unplanned website crash deleted many old files from the server, but fortunately I had saved them elsewhere. I hope to have them all up and running soon enough, but for now, if you are prowling around and find a broken link, I apologise and hope to have it fixed soon. |
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"...since the baseball season began we have been forced to endure the final laps of the race as Barry Bonds chased down Babe Ruth's 714 home runs...he passed that mark over the weekend and the most overblown assault on a second place record in the history of sport came to an end." |
-5/30/06 |
2005
"There is a National Surf League. Trust me on this; if you "Google" the phrase "national surf league" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, you'll learn more than you need to know about this... I'll wait before investing my IRA Funds here, but I wish them good luck in their new endeavors." |
-4/18/05 |
2004
" The NBA draft came and went. And like a draft that comes under the door in wintertime, it was an annoyance that really needed to be blocked out....this was a TV event that helped ESPN to fill about 100 hours of programming over the past few days and not much else." |
-6/25/04 |
2003
" ...the possibility of a pay-per-view celebrity fight between Joey Buttofucco and OJ Simpson... is a particularly bad idea for OJ. This raises the spectre of him being seen in public with bloody gloves on his hands - - and they fit..." |
-6/27/03 |
2002
"Jim Fassell needs to be awarded a Masters of the Obvious Degree. He was quoted...'we have to put together more back-to-back wins.' Why hadn't I ever thought of that?" |
-10/14/02 |
2001
"To serve its need for controversy, the national media has created the argument of whether a win by Tiger Woods will constitute a Grand Slam or not. Who cares? A Grand Slam (capitalized) is a breakfast option at Denny's." |
-4/6/01 |
2000
"...the Scotland Soccer League Cup is being contested and in a quarterfinal match, St. Mirren defeated Dunfermline by a score of 2-1. Alex, I'll take "Places I Have No Idea Where They Are And Could Not Care Less" for $400." |
-11/1/00 |
