August 1
"In the DC area, we are used to bumbling ineptitude. But at this moment we
have two universities under investigation for NCAA violations. Howard
University has its football and basketball programs under scrutiny... [and] American University is under
investigation for academic improprieties in its athletic programs. So what is
the bumbling ineptitude, you ask? Neither of these schools fields a winning
team in any sport more important than nose hair growing." |
-8/17/00 |