With the NFL teams reporting to Training Camp as the prelude to the 2026 season, it is only proper to rant today on matters related to the NFL. However, the storylines of interest this morning have little to do with which teams will be contenders in 2026 and with teams will be laggards. Today is about a whole lot of off-field stuff.
First up is the news out of Wisconsin saying that Tony Romo was pulled over by the gendarmes and failed to perform well in “standard field sobriety tests”. Romo was arrested on charges of OWI – – Operating While Impaired – – which is the Wisconsin version of DWI just about anywhere else and he was subsequently released. From reading reports on this situation, this matter is not a criminal charge because it is the first count of OWI facing Romo; that means this is a civil infringement of the law and that means the potential punishments are administrative and not time in the hoosegow.
One civil action that could happen in the case is the suspension of Tony Romo’s drivers’ license; according to one report I read, Romo has been notified of the State’s intent to suspend his license and that means he is prohibited from driving himself around until the pending matter is resolved. There are also traffic citations involved that could result in fines of several hundreds of dollars – – none of those details should be of major concern to Romo.
There is an interesting calendar aspect to this matter. When he was released, Romo was given a court date of September 21st; that is a mandatory appearance order of the court. The NFL season begins on September 9th and there will be two CBS game telecasts which should involve Tony Romo as the prime football color analyst for CBS games. The second week CBS games for the late afternoon time slot – – usually where the #1 announcing team is assigned – – are:
- Jags at Broncos in Denver at 4:05 ET on Sept 20
- Raiders at Chargers in LA at 4:05 ET on Sept 20.
- His mandatory court date is in Wisconsin at 8:30 local time on Sept 21.
I suggest that the best word to describe this matter is Awkward.
Dean Martin had an interesting piece of advice that Tony Romo should consider:
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
Moving on …A second NFL-related story from last weekend also involves the nation’s highways. About two weeks ago, Niners’ head coach, Kyle Shanahan, was involved in serious collision on the road which went unreported until last weekend when it was announced that Shanahan would not be able to perform his “head coach duties” at the start of Training Camp. Once the cause for that absence was revealed, the extent of Shanahan’s injuries became known, and they are not trivial According to reports he suffered:
- A broken nose
- Three broken ribs
- A broken hand
- A severe concussion – – AND – –
- He required 40 stitches to his face
All the reporting here points to a full recovery which is obviously the most important aspect of the matter. However, there have been more than a couple of insinuations that the reporters who cover the Niners sat on the release of the story for more than a week and some folks are wondering how or why that happened. That is an interesting perspective on the story because it seems to me that one of two conditions obtained here:
- For a two week period, the beat reporters – – and the “Insiders” – – never noticed that Shanahan was not “on duty” or if he were on duty he looked like he had been worked over by a half dozen bouncers. That does not speak well to those reporters and their ability to “break stories” related to the Niners.
OR…
- Those reporters knew something about the accident and Shanahan’s injuries and either chose to sit on it or sat on it at the urging of team officials. That does not speak well to those reporters who assert that they are “journalists”.
Neither of those conditions above is flattering to the folks who cover the Niners – – but I can’t think of too many other scenarios that explain the multi-week lag in reporting there.
Finally, the close-out line today comes from a sign that hung in the classroom where I took Driver’s Ed back in high school; the message was simple:
“Know Safety – – No Pain
“No Safety – – Know Pain”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………